Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)
Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.
"I’m a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down."
AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
"For the first time in his life, Grenouille realized that he had no smell of his own. He realized that all his life he had been a nobody to everyone. What he now felt was the fear of his own oblivion. It was a though he did not exist."
(requested by shallicomparetheetolagrenouille)
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do