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aseaofquotes:

Lauren Oliver, Liesl & Po

aseaofquotes:

Lauren Oliver, Liesl & Po

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

September 1st

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" carry around the longest book i’ve ever read in order to establish my position as the alpha scholar

"One of the best bits about living in the South, and which I’m glad to have learned, is the proper use of “god love ‘em,” or “god bless ‘im,” or “bless ‘er heart,” which, when used as a qualifier in a sentence, allows you to say the most incredibly insulting things. It’s like a free pass for the rest of the sentence. “And Bob, god love ‘im, is like a retarded puppy,” or “Bless her heart, she’ll sleep with anything on two legs.” To get the full effect, one must shake one’s head gently while talking, with an expression of exasperated affection."

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me